Wilbur Soot Your New Boyfriend

tom: G Intro: G Bm Em Cm G Bm Em C Cm [Primeira Parte] G Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be Bm When I was a kid on VoIP Cm I told her G But now I'm 26 and I work in an office Bm 9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest Em C If I could change a single thing Cm I'd make it me and not him [Refrão] C But he's in your bed Cm G And I'm in your Twitch chat C I've got the key Cm G And he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G Bm That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him G Bm 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick A7 A7 Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo) [Segunda Parte] G And, yeah, I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared) Bm The one who took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C Cm I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Bm Push against his fashion sense Em C I've thought about what he looks like nude Cm A I'm not gay, though G Bm 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G Bm 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen [Terceira Parte] G How on Earth could I be saved? Bm When I'm one click away from insane Em I just think that I deserve C Cm A little bit of what I earned G I'm not gonna make another scene Bm The one I made when I was 23 Em C Cm A It means I'm not allowed in Disney World [Refrão] C But he's in your bed Cm G And I'm in your Twitch chat C I've got the key Cm G And he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G Bm That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him G Bm 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick A7 A7 Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole G Bm I think about you every day (Every day) Em Cm So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) G Bm I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Em Cm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) G 'Cause you're beauty Bm And you're grace (You're grace) Em Cm Your telephone calls are my favourite place G Bm And I want you to notice me Em Cm With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo) G Bm I want you to care Em Cm I want to smell your hair ( G Bm Em C Cm G )