Tom: G
Intro: E Gbm
F
Verse 1:
A G
christmas celebration
Gbm G
all around the nation
A
won't you stay with me tonight
G
cuz i'm running out of fight
Gbm G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A G
carollers are singing
Gbm G
registers ka-chinging
A
and the presents are in place
G
but i'd rather eat some mace
Gbm G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick
Chorus:
E Gbm
you know how the story goes
E Gbm
you've seen it all before
E Gbm
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door
Verse 2:
A G
christmas to perfection
Gbm G
i'm begging for some action
A
and the ringing in my ears
G
is the sound of christmas cheer
Gbm G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
Solo:
A G
Gbm G
A G
Gbm G
Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
Verse 3:
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore
Outro:
A G
the pagentry is such a bore
Gbm G
the pagentry is such a bore
A G
the pagentry is such a bore
Gbm G
the pagentry is such a bore
A (let ring)