Tom: C
Intro: RIFF / CHORUS
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G F
i'm patient of this plan as humble as i can
G Dm
i'll wait another day before i turn away
G C
but know this much is true no matter what i do
F G
offend in every way i don't know what to say
i'm coming through the door but they're expecting more
of an interesting man sometimes i think i can
but how much can i fake i'll speak until i break
with every word i say offend in every way
PLAY CHORUS
you tell me to relax and listen to these facts
that everyone's my friend and will be til the end
but know this much is true no matter what i do
no matter what i say offend in every way
PLAY CHORUS
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