The Lonely Island Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Tom: F Intro Dm F Finest girl I ever met in my whole life Bb Wanted to take her home, make her my wife A Knew she was a freak when she started talking Dm She said, fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden (ooh woah) F That girl was freak Bb She said she wanted me to fuck her A Harder then the military Dm Fucked Bin Laden F Fuck Bin Laden Bb Fuck Bin Laden She wanted to fuck me A Harder then the US government Dm Fucked Bin Laden F She was a freaky kind of girl Bb Kept up with current events from all around the world More specifically one event A The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head Dm She said Do me like that But I couldn't track the metaphor F That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur Bb That said again your request is so irregular A She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door Dm Then a turban Then a tunic F She said Invade my cave with your special unit Bb I said: he wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping A She demanded that I fuck her like we Dm Fucked Bin Laden F Fuck Bin Laden Bb Fuck Bin Laden She wanted to fuck me A Harder then the US government Dm Fucked Bin Laden F This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax Bb A Dm With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden F You're harboring a fugitive (that ass) Bb My justice will be punitive (Imma smash) A Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro Dm She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no F Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go She tells me to go low then looks down Bb And tells me that I gotta Terrorize that pussy A Gotta terrorize that pussy Dm So I did it, improvise some crazy shit F Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit Bb She said Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean A I yell Geronimo and took some pictures for posting Dm The President called, he said Congratulations Connor F I said Mr. President to what do I owe this honor? Bb He said Come give me the deets in the White House Garden A I gots to know how you fucked her like we Dm Fucked Bin Laden F Fuck Bin Laden Bb Fuck Bin Laden I still can't say that I see the appeal A Dm But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden F Ohh this girl insisted that that Bb The way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack A Just like the now famous attack that fucked Dm Osama Bin Laden