Tom: B
Am Dm7
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
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RlNG! RING! IT’S 7:00 AM
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MOVE Y’SELF TO GO AGAIN
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COLD WATER IN THE FACE
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BRINGS YOU BACK TO THIS AWFUL PLACE
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KNUCKLE MERCHANTS AND YOU BANKERS, TOO
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MUST KEEP UP AN’ LEARN THOSE RULES
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WEATHER MAN AND THE CRAZY CHIEF
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ONE SAYS SUN AND ONE SAYS SLEET
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AM, THE FM, THE PM TOO
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CHURNING OUT THAT BOOGALOO
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GETS YOU UP AND GETS YOU OUT
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BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP IT UP?
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GIMME HONDA, GIMME SONY
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SO CHEAP AND REAL PHONY
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HONG KONG DOLLARS AND INDIAN CENTS
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ENGLISH POUNDS AND ESKIMO PENCE
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YOU LOT! WHAT?
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DON’T STOP! GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!
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YOU LOT! WHAT?
Dm7
DON'T STOP! YEAH!
WORKING FOR A RISE, BETTER MY STATION
TAKE MY BABY TO SOPHISTICATION
SHE'S SEEN THE ADS, SHE THINKS IT’S NICE
BETTER WORK HARD - I SEEN THE PRICE
NEVER MIND THAT IT'S TIME FOR THE BUS
WE GOT TO WORK - AN’ YOU’RE ONE OF US
CLOCKS GO SLOW IN A PLACE OF WORK
MINUTES DRAG AND THE HOURS JERK
“WHEN CAN I TELL ’EM WOT I DO?
IN A SECOND, MAAAN...ORIGHT CHUCK!”
IT’S OUR PROFIT, IT'S HIS LOSS
BUT ANYWAY LUNCH BELLS RIN
G
TAK
E ON
E HOUR AN
D DO YOUR THANNG!
CHEEESBOIGER!
WHAT DO W
E HAV
E FOR ENTERTAINMENT?
COPS KICKIN' GYPSIES ON TH
E PAVEMENT
NOW TH
E NEWS-SNAP TO ATTENTION!
TH
E LUNAR LANDIN
G O
F TH
E DENTIST CONVENTION
ITALIAN MOBSTER SHOOTS
A LOBSTER
SEAFOO
D RESTAURANT GETS OUT O
F HAN
D
A CAR IN TH
E FRIDG
E
OR
A FRIDG
E IN TH
E CA
B?
LIK
E COWBOYS DO IN TV LAN
D
YOU LOT! WHAT? DON'T STOP. HUH?
SO GET BACK TO WORK AN’ SWEAT SOM
E MOR
E
TH
E SUN WILL SINK AN’ WE’LL GET OUT TH
E DOOR
IT’S NO GOO
D FOR MAN TO WORK IN CAGES
HITS TH
E TOWN, H
E DRINKS HIS WAGES
YOU’R
E FRETTIN’, YOU’R
E SWEATIN’
BUT DI
D YOU NOTIC
E YOU AIN’T GETTIN'?
DON'T YOU EVER STOP LON
G ENOUGH TO START?
TO TAK
E YOUR CAR OUTT
A THAT GEAR
DON'T YOU EVER STOP LON
G ENOUGH TO START?
TO GET YOUR CAR OUTT
A THAT GEAR
KARLO MARX AN
D FRIEDRICH ENGELS
CAM
E TO TH
E CHECKOUT AT TH
E 7-11
MARX WAS SKINT BUT H
E HA
D SENS
E
ENGELS LENT HIM TH
E NECESSARY PENC
E
WHAT HAV
E W
E GOT? YEH-O, MAGNIFICENCE!
LUTHER KIN
G AN
D MAHATM
A GANDHI
WENT TO TH
E PARK TO CHECK ON TH
E GAM
E
BUT THEY WAS MURDERE
D BY TH
E OTHER TEAM
WHO WENT ON TO WIN 5O-NIL
YOU CAN B
E TRUE, YOU CAN B
E FALS
E
YOU B
E GIVEN TH
E SAM
E REWAR
D
SOCRATES AN
D MILHOUS NIXON
BOTH WENT TH
E SAM
E WAY - THROUGH TH
E KITCHEN
PLATO TH
E GREEK OR RIN TIN TIN
WHO'S MOR
E FAMOUS TO TH
E BILLION MILLIONS?
NEWS FLASH: VACUUM CLEANER SUCKS UP BUDGI
E
OOOOHH...BUB-BY
E
MAGNIFICENCE!!
FUCKIN
G LONG, INNIT?