Tenacious D City Hall

Tom: C Verse 1: E All you people, B Up there, In City Hall, E You're fuckin' it up, B For the people that's, In the streets. E This is a song, For the people, B In the streets; Not the people, City Hall. Bridge 1: Ab A All you, Ab A Ab In the streets, A Ab It's time, A Ab A To rise up, Ab A Ab Up up up, Ab A Come along children, Ab A Ab And fuckin' rise! Interlude: (Faster Tempo): A F G (x4) Chorus 1: A Lots of times, F G When me and K-G, Are watchin'; A All the fuckin' shit, F G That's going down, A At City Hall, F G We get the feeling, A We should fuck shit up, Yeah we should, F G Fuckin' start a riot. A F G A F G A Riot! Chorus 2: We have 'em screaming, A In the streets, F G We have 'em tippin', A Over shit, And breakin'fuckin', F Windows of, G A Small busines-ses, And settin', F G Fuckin' fires! A And settin', F G Fuckin' fires! A And settin', F G Fuckin' fires! Interlude: A F G (x4) Middle 8: (Slower Tempo): A And then after, A7M The smoke is cleared, A7 And the rubble, Has been swept away, D Me and KG will, Dm Peek out our heads. A We've been watching, The riots on a monitor, Dm Twenty floors, Below sea level, E7 From a bunker. A We did it Rage-Kage, A7M We beat the bastards, A7 Of City Hall! D Hahaha! But now what, Dm Will we do? A We must rebuild. Dm But who will lead us, In the rebuilding, E7 Process? A Man, it's got to be, Someone with, A7M The know-how, And the elbow grease, A7 To lead us, To a new land. D No, not me and KG, We don't have the, Gbm Cognitive capacity, To lead... G Alright, we'll do it! E7 We'll lead as, Two kings, (n.c) We'll lead as, A7M Two kings. D7M Ahh-haaa. (Two kings, We'll lead as, A7M Two kings). D7M Ah-ha ah-how, We'll lead as, A7M Two kings. A7M The first decree; D7M Is to legalize, Marijuana. A7M The tyranny and, The bullshit's, D7M Gone on too long. You old fuckin' shrivs, Gbm Who blocked, It's legalization; G You're banished, From the land! E7 We'll lead as, Two kings, (n.c) We'll lead as, A7M Two kings. D7M Ahh-haaa. (Two kings, We'll lead as, A7M Two kings). D7M Ah-ha ah-how, We'll lead as, A7M Two kings. A7M The second decree; D7M A7M No more pollution, No more car exhaust, D7M Or ocean dumpage. Gbm From now on, G We will travel in tubes! E7 We'll lead as, Two kings, (n.c) We'll fucking, A7M Lead as Two Kings. D7M Get the scientists, Working, A7M On the tube tech-nology, Immediately. D7M (Tube tech-nology). Chop, chop, let's go. A7M Third decree; D7M No more... D7M Rich people, A7M And poor people. From now on, Gbm We will all be the same... G Ummm, I dunno, I gotta think about that... E7 We'll lead as, Two kings, (n.c) We'll lead as, Two kings. D7M (JB ): Oh my God. (KG ): Ahh...What? (JB ): Dude, the red phone, A7M Is flashing. (KG ): Oh, yeah. (JB ): Let me scoop that up. D7M Hel-lo? Two Kings. (KG ): Who is it? A7M (JB ): What?! No! D7M No fucking way! (KG ): What? Gbm (JB ): Rage, there's a, Potato famine in Idaho, You gotta go down there! G (JB ): Dude, I gotta stay here! (KG ): Why do I have to go? E7 (JB ): Please! Please! (KG ): Oh, God, okay. (n.c) (JB ): Awesome...is he gone? A7M Al-right, Emergency meeting, D7M Of Parliament. A7M All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up, D7M But Rage, he can't, A7M Be king anymore. D7M Dudes, he's encroaching, A7M On my de-crees! Seriously, let's, D7M Make him Duke, A kick ass Duke. Gbm Or leader formerly, G Known as King, but... Uh-oh he's comin' back... E7 We'll lead as Two Kings, (n.c) Oh yes, we'll really, A7M Lead as two kings. (KG ): Uh, dude? (JB ): Rage. D7M (KG ): I went all over Idaho... (JB ): Yeah? (KG ): Uh, plenty of, A7M Potatoes everywhere. (JB ): What? There was, No famine? (KG ): Yeah, there was, D7M No famine, no. (JB ): Dude. (KG ): I don't know what's uh... (JB ): A toast... A7M (KG ): A toast... D7M (JB ): Long live the D. (KG ): Long live the D. A7M D7M (JB ): Long live me. I'm sorry; Gbm I poisoned your wine. (KG ): What? [JB:] For the good, G Of the land. (KG ): You p... E7 I poisoned yours... (n.c) Huh heh, as well. (JBKG ): Noooooooooo!!! Interlude: A F G (x2) No! Coda: (Faster Tempo): A City, city, city, F City, city, G City, shitty. A Shitty, city, shitty, F Shitty, city, G City, shitty. A Hall, hall, hall, F G Hall, hall, hall, A (n.c) Hall, hall. Interlude: A F G, A C G (x2) A People inside me, F Are askin' me to, G A Smoke up City Hall, C 'Cos no one here, G Is talkin'. A People inside me, F Are askin' me to, G A Smoke up City Hall, C 'Cos no one here, G Is rockin'. A People inside me, F Are askin' me to, G A Smoke up City Hall, C 'Cause everyone is, G Rock-'em Sock-'em, A Robots, F Everyone is, G Rock-'em Sock-'em, A Robots, F Everyone is, G Rock-'em Sock-'em, A Go! Oh! Outro: F G A