Tom: G
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two
And If I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you
And If I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee
And If I had the painters touch, on canvas you would be
But I dont have a hammer, and I don't have a ship
So I can't build a house, and we can't take a trip
And I'll never be a poet, Nor have the painter's grace
So I'll never write you a verse, Nor immortalize your face
And Also.. I have Herpes.. - Sing that then play this next bit.
C G C G
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for 2
C G Am D
And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you
C G C G
If I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee
C G Am D
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be
C G C G
But I don't have a hammer and I don't have a ship
C G Am D
So I can't build your house and we can't take a trip
C G C G
And I'll never be a poet or have the painter's grace
C G Am D
So I'll never write your verse or immortalize your face
And also, I have herpes!