Tom: E
By KrazyKurtKuomos
isnt as detailed in givng you the chords so here is the exact way to play. Note that
Stephen uses a D or a D2 so ill show you both in different verses(which i think
is how he plays it) It sounds better if you don't fingerpick it
GERBIL
Standard Tuning
Main Riff 1A: Main Riff 1B:
A G D F A G D2 F
PreChorus:
Chorus:
C N
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
(Main Riff 1
A )
I bought a grebil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it i can too
I got undressed, I start to lube
I stuck the gerbil at the end of the tube
PreChorus 1:
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better in his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and, he's inside me
Chorus 1:
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out
(Main Riff 1
B )
Verse 2:
He's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyond my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
PreChorus 2:
I tried crowbars, I tried wires
I almost hurt him with a pair of plyers
I tried cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Chorus 2:
Jesus I am such a sucker!
Please get out you furry fu----
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very, very still
(Main Riff 1
B )
Verse 3:
Now it's too late, my gerbil died
I guess I have committed Gerbicide
Here's some advice, it's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil...(end on D2 )
Don't stick him up you butt(Main Riff 1
B )
Dont stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty-hole
Dont stick him up and...
He just mumbles and scats and you play this by simply strumming the Main Riff Chords- A,G,D2,
C )
End on A