Tom: G
Intro: D~~~ G A D (2x)
D
Hello. Did you miss me?
G A D
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
G A D
pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It's hard to be humble
G A D
When you're so fucking big
G A D
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
Hm D
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Hm D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
C A
Come take a piece of me
D G-F#-E A
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D G-F#-E A
If you don't see me I don't exist
D G-F#-E
It's nice to meet you
A C
Now let me go and wash my hands
A D
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
G A D
The world's most handsome man
D G-A-D
D
Y'all know who I am
G-A-D
I'm still the boy next door
G-A-D
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I've gone up in the world
G-A-D
Or is the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Hm
Give in and love it
D
What's the point in hating me
Hm
D
You can't argue with popularity
C A
Well you could but you'd be wrong
D G-F#-
E A
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D G-F#-
E A
If you don't see me I don't exist
D G-F#-
E
It's nice to meet you
A C
Now let me go and wash my hands
A
Keeping for your stands
Bb C
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
D
Though it's not for me
Bb A G F
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
Then I'm out of here
H5
It's not very complicated
Bb D G-F#-
E A
I'm just young and overrated uuhh
D G-F#-
E A
D G-F#-
E A
D G-F#-
E A C A
Eb G#-G-
F Bb
Please don´t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
Eb G#-G-
F Bb
If you don't see me I don't exist
Eb G#-G-
F
It's nice to meet you
Bb Db
Now let me go and wash my hands
Bb
Keeping for your stands
Eb G#-G-
F Bb
Please don´t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
Eb G#-G-
F Bb
If you don't see me I don't exist
Eb G#-G-
F
It's nice to meet you
Bb Db
Now let me see and show of hands
Db
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
Eb
The world's most handsome man