Tom: B
Intro: 2x:
B
I'm, I'm good at wasting time
Gb
I think lyrics need to rhyme
Abm
And you're not asking
E
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
B
I eat cheese
Gb
But only on pizza, please
Abm
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
E
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
Dbm B
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
Db
And I love it when you say
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
Gb
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
Abm
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
Gb
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
Abm
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
Dbm
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
Db
Slightly Amusing
E
Intro: ducing Me
B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Gb
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Abm
La Da Da Da,
E Gb
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
B
Da
B
I never trust a dog to watch my food
Gb
And I like to use the word
Abm
Dude, as a noun,
E
Or an adverb, Or an adjective
B
And I, I Never really been into cars
Gb
I like really cool guitars
Abm
And Superheroes
E
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
Dbm
I love the sound
B
Of violins
Db
And makin' someone
E
Smi-e-i-e-ile
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
Gb
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
Abm
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
Gb
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
Abm
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
Dbm
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
Db
Possibly Amusing
E Gb
Intro: ducing Me
Dbm B
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
Db E
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime
So...
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
Gb
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
Abm
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to
Gb
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
Abm
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
Dbm
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
Db
Hopefully Amusing
E
Intro: ducing Me
B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Gb
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Abm
Do Do Do Do
E Gb B
Intro: ducing me...